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amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
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Anonymous said: My roommate is my bff and one day she walked in on me masturbating so she "helped me out" and then we fucked and our friend walked in our house (she does that) while she was eating me and was so shocked but then we all 3 had sex (loved it tho)

perfect5sos:

how do these things even happens it just sounds like smut storylines omfg

reading the ones i couldnt answer last night

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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moriartys:

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."
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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live
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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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